As an April Fools joke I pranked tim. I put up a Craigslist ad and put his number down as the contact number. Here is the ad:
Title: (apts/housing for rent) Amazing Russian Hill Apt. Available TODAY...Call Quickly 2+ BR - $750
Now, I know what you all are thinking: "Why so cheap?"
Well Folks...
Nobody has died here
2 bedrooms
The building has free basic cable (until the January next year)
There is a GYM in the basement.
Gourmet Kitchen
Fireplaces in each room
The one problem is that it is on the 10th floor, and our elevator is out of order...and I am not going to fix it. So as you can see, the gym is an unnecessary perk for you if you want this TENTH floor apartment.
Oh yeah, the bathroom is a Whirlpool.
SEVEN FIFTY...THATS IT... COME AND GET IT
call me below BEFORE 5PM!!!!!!:
- cats are OK- purrr
- dogs are OK- wooof
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
There is more, but it is too confusing to get into the intricacies of.
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