My lawyer has prepared this post:
I found these two seemingly similar Craigslist Casual Encounters ads. After some research I discovered that these are two members of a band who totally coincidentally cheated in a competition with Flyhead.
Here are the two ads:
Title: Ookie Cookie on my Face - m4m - m4m
I am in need of some bukkake action. Who wants to get a group of guys to cum all over my face?
I want to blow hot cum bubbles out of my nose.
Even if it is just one guy, I want it. Make me sticky then ride me like a trash talking mustang.
Call me anytime. Pervs welcome.
ABOVE ALL ELSE, make me think that you are a phone stalker while we are setting this up.
Don't mention casual encounters
PAUL
(Phone Number Spelled Out)
Here is the other one:
Title: Not your typical Marina Girl - w4m
I am bored by my 7 figure salary. I am bored of men trying to impress me with their wealth.
I am bored with men who wont give me a little slap in the face every once in a while.
Is it so much to ask? If i am riding you, will you be conscientious and loving?
Will you pull my hair and call me a slut?
Why do most men find those two things mutually exclusive?
I have a lot of questions, I know. But I think you have the answer:
Your cock... in and around any of my 3 major orifices.
I am not working today, I am just laying in bed.
I have to be the boss at the office, can you be my boss today or tonight?
Please call. Let's have a little fun with this too.
Please call my number listed below, and pretend like we met at a show
or something. Let's say: La Barca.
Tell me in your own words how you were drawn to me from across the room, make some pleasant conversationand then tell me you want to hear me gag on your cock.
I'm just making this up. Be creative.
(don't be boring and say "I am responding to your craigslist ad."
I will hang up on you if you mention CL)
I'm waiting.
Lets be honest every woman likes a man with a silver tongue.
Christina
(Phone Number Spelled Out)
Crazy Huh? Because she did play a show at La Barca... I know. Insane. What freaks!
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