Bored at work one day I decided to have some iSight fun. I had the week previously recieved a free knife as a marketing tool from a marketing tool. So I send this out to Jeremy, Monica, Kwade, and Wheeler:
date: Tue, Oct 30, 2007 at 9:10 AM
subject: I Will Cut You
mailed-by: gmail.com
haHA
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Jordan Roth
JordanRoth@gmail.com
HAHAHAHAHA
-Jeremy
ummm...I'm a little scared.
-Kwade
that is scary, i'm not gonna lie.
-Monique
I come up with a lame comeback:
Think how scared I was when I got that in MY inbox this morning!!! I dont remember threatening myself.
-Jordan
Wheeler sensing weakness, goes in for the kill:
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-Wheeler
Touche
-Jeremy
ok, the second picture scares me more. What the hell is wrong with you guys?
-Kwade
I don't look very happy to be gay. Maybe he is too well endowed for me...BTW we all know that I am a top.
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-Wheeler
Touche
-Jeremy
ok, the second picture scares me more. What the hell is wrong with you guys?
-Kwade
I don't look very happy to be gay. Maybe he is too well endowed for me...BTW we all know that I am a top.
Which I would be.
-Jordan
How drunk was I? FREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKSSSS!!!!!!!!!
No excuses are being made. You're the one getting buttrammed above. You're also the one who considered swallowing your own semen to get anal. HEY OH.
-Jeremy
what?! Do tell!
-Wheeler
Very well. My weekend hookup, at one point during our correspondence, recounted a story. it involved "snowballing." This girl had been asked in the past if she would snowball this guy. Well, my disgust at the concept of snowballing led to a condition on any anal sex (which everyone knows I have never had, and am extremely interested in giving). The condition was that I could "put it in her botty" if i took my own load (at some other time) in my mouth and swallow. Torn between the options I did some soul searching. Would I eat semen to engage in anal sex?
Then it hit me, That is what Jeremy does almost every Thursday night. The only difference is he eats semen from the anus after anal sex, which as we all know, is called a Flyhead, THE END.
-Jordan
And the pwnage rolls on.
-Jeremy
what is that saying about monica?!!?!
-Wheeler
she eats your asshole by proxy
-Jordan
This has been a very interesting and informative morning so far. I feel like i know so much more about you all....I also feel like I may vomit. Thanks.
-Kwade
Apparently I eat alot of assholes that I dont even know about. Awesome.
-Monique
-Wheeler
WOW...is that HENSON?
-Jordan
No. It's Jordan puking on his kankles. Fourth 'a' Julee Fucked Up.
-Jeremy
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You wish that you were a top, Jordan. And so does your bottom.
-Jeremy
HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Wheeler
Don't you take that boyfriend tone with me!
-Jordan
Jeremy wouldn't it be YOUR bottom that wishes he was a top?
-Monique
-Jeremy
HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Wheeler
Don't you take that boyfriend tone with me!
-Jordan
Jeremy wouldn't it be YOUR bottom that wishes he was a top?
-Monique
OH SHIT...Double Burn
-JordanJeremy is a butt virgin...but he doesn't need to be for long. :)
Deus Ex Machina
AWKWARD!-Jordan
How drunk was I? FREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKSSSS!!!!!!!!!
-Jeremy
Excuses are a method of allowing yourself to not own your feelings. Jeremy we are all okay with your choices. We respect you. Respect yourself.
-Jordan
Excuses are a method of allowing yourself to not own your feelings. Jeremy we are all okay with your choices. We respect you. Respect yourself.
-Jordan
Jeremy, in defense of his own masculinity, opens his fucking trap. I'll shut up and let the story develop itself:
No excuses are being made. You're the one getting buttrammed above. You're also the one who considered swallowing your own semen to get anal. HEY OH.
-Jeremy
what?! Do tell!
-Wheeler
Very well. My weekend hookup, at one point during our correspondence, recounted a story. it involved "snowballing." This girl had been asked in the past if she would snowball this guy. Well, my disgust at the concept of snowballing led to a condition on any anal sex (which everyone knows I have never had, and am extremely interested in giving). The condition was that I could "put it in her botty" if i took my own load (at some other time) in my mouth and swallow. Torn between the options I did some soul searching. Would I eat semen to engage in anal sex?
Then it hit me, That is what Jeremy does almost every Thursday night. The only difference is he eats semen from the anus after anal sex, which as we all know, is called a Flyhead, THE END.
-Jordan
And the pwnage rolls on.
-Jeremy
what is that saying about monica?!!?!
-Wheeler
she eats your asshole by proxy
-Jordan
This has been a very interesting and informative morning so far. I feel like i know so much more about you all....I also feel like I may vomit. Thanks.
-Kwade
Apparently I eat alot of assholes that I dont even know about. Awesome.
-Monique
-Wheeler
WOW...is that HENSON?
-Jordan
No. It's Jordan puking on his kankles. Fourth 'a' Julee Fucked Up.
-Jeremy
Nice...I like how I am grabbing my Kankles, as If i had just taken it up the ass....
Just trying to bring it full circle.
-JordanJust trying to bring it full circle.
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