Back in college, one of my first flamewars erupted over a questionably humorous email I sent.
Let me preface this with the fact that the Brad in question had recently washed out of Marine Corps training with two broken ankles... accidental, I'm sure.
Let me preface this with the fact that the Brad in question had recently washed out of Marine Corps training with two broken ankles... accidental, I'm sure.
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I can't attest for the accuracy, but it is pretty funny...look it up
I can't attest for the accuracy, but it is pretty funny...look it up
and see if this is for real.
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Click the picture for a readable version. Oh, by the way, Brad is not liberal.
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Maybe if all the democratic supporters stopped smoking weed and wasting their time looking up bullshit like this and did their job well instead of half-assed we'd have a better economy than we do now. Yet another example of how socialism/Democrats create unmotivated citizens. Hopefully all of Florida will be pink this year. Blow me Kankles you hippie bitch.
-Brad
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Maybe if all the democratic supporters stopped smoking weed and wasting their time looking up bullshit like this and did their job well instead of half-assed we'd have a better economy than we do now. Yet another example of how socialism/Democrats create unmotivated citizens. Hopefully all of Florida will be pink this year. Blow me Kankles you hippie bitch.
-Brad
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He chose to reply all, Which included my parents, so Flame on.
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Brad...this was sent to my parents too...Douche. Way to read the header!
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Brad...this was sent to my parents too...Douche. Way to read the header!
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Removed my parents from the list and fired a shot with some complicity from my dad.
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Now that I took my parents off the list, I want you, Bradford to come
kiss my ass, personally. FYI, my dad got really pissed and did call
the Easton cops but I told them it's an internal house thing and they
said they won't do anything unless I say so. That is not an option I
really wanna take at this point. So Brad, when I say I want you to
kiss my ass, no matter how much you may cringe of the thought of
perking your cock-sucking lips up to my pimply maloderous ass, you are
going to do it. I need you to bend over and go to Jboard for this,
representing the painfully violated shithole that is your life.
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Now that I took my parents off the list, I want you, Bradford to come
kiss my ass, personally. FYI, my dad got really pissed and did call
the Easton cops but I told them it's an internal house thing and they
said they won't do anything unless I say so. That is not an option I
really wanna take at this point. So Brad, when I say I want you to
kiss my ass, no matter how much you may cringe of the thought of
perking your cock-sucking lips up to my pimply maloderous ass, you are
going to do it. I need you to bend over and go to Jboard for this,
representing the painfully violated shithole that is your life.
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Don't worry. No cops were called. My Dad responds.
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Hey Brad, This is Kankles' dad....though I'm a lot more conservative
than my son, I'd still like to invite you to blow ME; if you have the
wit or the balls!
Also, as a good Wall Street capitalist, I'd like to recommend ECON 101
to you as a tonic to improve your understanding of the current economy.
I'm sure you'll be a nice young man when you grow up. Oh, by the way,
kankles' mom also received this and I'm sure she wishes you well too.
Family values, you know. Semper Fi!
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Hey Brad, This is Kankles' dad....though I'm a lot more conservative
than my son, I'd still like to invite you to blow ME; if you have the
wit or the balls!
Also, as a good Wall Street capitalist, I'd like to recommend ECON 101
to you as a tonic to improve your understanding of the current economy.
I'm sure you'll be a nice young man when you grow up. Oh, by the way,
kankles' mom also received this and I'm sure she wishes you well too.
Family values, you know. Semper Fi!
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His response directly to my dad:
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Dear Mr. Roth,
Very sorry about that, didn't bother to read the header of the
email. Don't worry I love you son, we just screw around a lot. These emails are
a pretty much weekly occurrence, it provides entertainment if nothing
else. As for the blowing you part, lol, I will have to not oblige you on that
one. Anyway, next time I will check the header to make sure I do not send
offensive messages to you by mistake, no hard feelings. I know if you're anything
like your son you got a good laugh out of this too.
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Dear Mr. Roth,
Very sorry about that, didn't bother to read the header of the
email. Don't worry I love you son, we just screw around a lot. These emails are
a pretty much weekly occurrence, it provides entertainment if nothing
else. As for the blowing you part, lol, I will have to not oblige you on that
one. Anyway, next time I will check the header to make sure I do not send
offensive messages to you by mistake, no hard feelings. I know if you're anything
like your son you got a good laugh out of this too.
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PWN3D
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