Oh Kwade. Why must you send us this shit?
The embedded video above was sent as an attachment. Below is the original text of Kwade's email and the flamewar that ensued.
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What a lame and unfunny video. Can you please return those two minutes of my life I spent watching this piece of drivel? Thanks. You can mail them to me at: 69 Blowme Way, Eat a Dick, CA 69696
-Jeremy
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I didn't want to be an asshole, but since the dam is broken, Kelley - unless one of those two actors is a relative of yours - your decision to send that to us makes me seriously question your sense of humor.
-Tim
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What a lame and unfunny response, Jer. Can you please return the last 2 years of my life that I have spent associating with a dickhead like you? Thanks. You can mail them to me at : 10 Tims Moms House, You are douchebags, CA
-Kwade
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I can't stand idly by and let the propagator of this video go unpunished:
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You must have incurred serious emotional abuse to find this steaming pile of ill-timed, trite, amateurish, schlock that passes for humor, funny. If you excuse me I'll be on MY way... To my bosses office, to vomit into his mouth. That seems a fitting end to my life. A life where my penultimate act is touch typing the heart wrenching story of a man who gouged his own eyes out because a certain, unfunny pile of idiot sent me a retarded video which virally implanted the death of humor in my brain.
Kelly Wade, You are a dirty viral typhoidMary of unfunny.
Please jump off of a Huge Black cock into a sea of prison rape.
Love,
Jordykins
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Dogpile
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Don't worry, Kelley. Your future husband has already come by my office to explain that you have a birth defect that prevents you from engaging in any intelligent thought or witty repartee. Don't worry, Kell. It's not your fault. It's your mom's horrible ovaries that are to blame.
-Jeremy
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TRITE
that's the word i was looking for. Trite.
oh, also, prison rape
-Tim
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She responds
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OMG!
"Please jump off of a Huge Black cock into a sea of prison rape."
Thats my fav..
-Kwade
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Isn't jumping into a sea of prison rape tantamount to jumping onto a bunch of huge black cocks? This appears to be an ideal arrangement for Ms. Wade.
-Jeremy
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Maybe I went too far?
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Kelley Wade is the only prison bitch I know who lives outside the walls. All in favor of locking her inside with all you-can-eat Chocolate, rock-hard, hate-filled twinkies, Say "Aye!"
All opposed, Eat a dick
-Jordan
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It gets ugly after this... Maybe if I'm bored, I'll post a continuation.
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