The Parallel Skew

The random musings of a life of pseudo-anonymity on teh intarwebs.

09:55

Kwade Gets Worked

Posted by Dr. Roth PE



Oh Kwade. Why must you send us this shit?

The embedded video above was sent as an attachment. Below is the original text of Kwade's email and the flamewar that ensued.

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What a lame and unfunny video. Can you please return those two minutes of my life I spent watching this piece of drivel? Thanks. You can mail them to me at: 69 Blowme Way, Eat a Dick, CA 69696
-Jeremy
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I didn't want to be an asshole, but since the dam is broken, Kelley - unless one of those two actors is a relative of yours - your decision to send that to us makes me seriously question your sense of humor.
-Tim
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What a lame and unfunny response, Jer. Can you please return the last 2 years of my life that I have spent associating with a dickhead like you? Thanks. You can mail them to me at : 10 Tims Moms House, You are douchebags, CA
-Kwade
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I can't stand idly by and let the propagator of this video go unpunished:

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You must have incurred serious emotional abuse to find this steaming pile of ill-timed, trite, amateurish, schlock that passes for humor, funny. If you excuse me I'll be on MY way... To my bosses office, to vomit into his mouth. That seems a fitting end to my life. A life where my penultimate act is touch typing the heart wrenching story of a man who gouged his own eyes out because a certain, unfunny pile of idiot sent me a retarded video which virally implanted the death of humor in my brain.

Kelly Wade, You are a dirty viral typhoidMary of unfunny.
Please jump off of a Huge Black cock into a sea of prison rape.

Love,
Jordykins
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Dogpile

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Don't worry, Kelley. Your future husband has already come by my office to explain that you have a birth defect that prevents you from engaging in any intelligent thought or witty repartee. Don't worry, Kell. It's not your fault. It's your mom's horrible ovaries that are to blame.
-Jeremy
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TRITE

that's the word i was looking for. Trite.

oh, also, prison rape
-Tim
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She responds

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OMG!

"Please jump off of a Huge Black cock into a sea of prison rape."
Thats my fav..

-Kwade
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Isn't jumping into a sea of prison rape tantamount to jumping onto a bunch of huge black cocks? This appears to be an ideal arrangement for Ms. Wade.
-Jeremy
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Maybe I went too far?

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Kelley Wade is the only prison bitch I know who lives outside the walls. All in favor of locking her inside with all you-can-eat Chocolate, rock-hard, hate-filled twinkies, Say "Aye!"

All opposed, Eat a dick
-Jordan
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It gets ugly after this... Maybe if I'm bored, I'll post a continuation.

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